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Blog hopping is cool. You get to read their entries - how they pour their feelings, point of views, opinions, sentiments, rantings, or even nonsense stuff. And I found this entry from Meganhahaha, and it made me laugh hard. thanks Meganhahaha! :) Btw, I think you're a cheerful person, judging from your blog name.
Manyak!
One day a sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, and a pyromaniac were talking in a psychiatric ward.
Sadist: I'm bored. Why don't we torture a cat? Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and fuck it! Murderer: We'll torture it, fuck it, and then kill it! Necrophile: We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it, and then fuck it again! Pyromaniac: Yeah, then we'll burn the cat!
Sudden silence...
Then they all asked the masochist: Why dont' you say anything:
Masochist: MEOW!
I've never heard of a zoophile. According to Wikipedia,
Zoophilia, from the Greek Ζωον (zôon, "animal") and φιλία (philia, "friendship" or "love"), is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to a non-human animal. Such individuals are called zoophiles.
Aha! So that's it. I learn a new word today. ;) For those who doesn't have an idea up there, let me translate it in tagalog for you.
Sadist = Sadista (mahilig manakit) Murderer = Mamamatay-tao o hayop <-- i don't need to explain this further :) Necrophile = (di ko ma-translate, pero alam ko may fetish niya or may sexual attraction siya sa mga patay Pyromaniac = Taong-Apoy (mahilig mansunog, ke tao o hindi) Masochist = Masokista (taong gustung-gusto na sinasaktan siya)
Hmm, why do such people even existed?
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